Say What?

Here's a roundup of some gems from the Sweet Potato:

" I don't want to be a ninja paleontologist when I grow up.  Instead, I want to be rare."

(Thunder rumbled in the distance).
"Mama is that thunder or a stampeding herd of bison?"

"If I have 60 kids and I die, will you take care of my 60 kids?"

"Mama, is President Trump doing a good job?"

"People who live in forests don't have Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny."

"Do insects yawn?"

Sweet Potato:  "Am I allergic to anything?"
Me:  "You are allergic to smoke."
Sweet Potato:  "Well, actually, I am allergic to wildebeest dust."